Benson, (whom you might know from my blog), is an interviewer, and today he will be interviewing the cast of BLACK SKY. I am writing 'cause I own him. And the keys are too big for him to type.
First he will be interviewing Cocoa (Skylar).
Benson: How do you like the cast?
Cocoa: We don't really talk much, but they're okay.
Benson: No, how do YOU like the cast? Not if they're okay or not, give me something to work with here!
Cocoa: I told you I think they're okay.
Benson: Pfft, be more clear next time please. So any gossip on them?
Cocoa: I don't know, I told you, we don't talk. Like at all.
Benson: YES OR NO?!
Cocoa: You're so pushy!
Benson: I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS!!!!
Cocoa: I quit this interview!
Next he will be interviewing Ratliff (Jenson).
Benson: So how do you like the cast?
Ratliff: They're... good.
Benson: Uh-huh so you got any juice on them?
Ratliff: If you are implying that I am squeezing them for their juice, then no.
Benson: ....... Er...... How do you like the script?
Ratliff: It's good, but I wish I had more say in it.
Benson: Oh?
Ratliff: Yeah.
Benson: So I heard you broke up with your main squeeze (Girlfriend). So sorry.
Ratliff: She was nagging me to talk to her.
Benson: Bye. *coughs* loser! *coughs*
Next Ally, (another interviewer), will be interviewing Pinky (Sarah).
Ally: Hey how are you?
Pinky: Oh, I'm fine, thanks.
Ally: I wouldn't really care if you weren't fine, though.
Pinky: Okay...
Ally: So when are you going to finish the season of BLACK SKY?
Pinky: After ten episodes
Ally: So probably another fifty years or so?
Pinky: Umm... No?
Ally: Do you have any kind of mental problems?
Pinky: Excuse me?
Ally: It's just that you seem so... I don't know, dumb?
Pinky: I never! I can't believe you!
Ally: I get paid for this interview no matter what I say, so why not ask.
Pinky: I demand another interviewer!
Ally: Do you demand a lot of things on set?
Pinky: Rick, honey! Get me out of here!
Ally: Rick's a loser. (Pause) Well, we're out of time here!
Next, Ally will be interviewing Sam (Henry).
Ally: I don't care if your day was good, but I'm gonna ask anyway. How was your day?
Sam: Pretty tough. But I can't tell you why.
Ally: Good, we don't have time for that anyway. What is your favorite food?
Sam: That's irrelevant, but probably... applesauce?
Ally: You look like the type who would eat lots of applesauce.
Crowd laughs
Sam: Is that a complement? Because I have a girlfriend.
Ally: Is she mean to you? Does she eat all of your applesauce?
Sam: Umm... No?
Dramatically and awkwardly long pause.
Ally: You are boring. NEXT!
Next, Ally will be interviewing The Raccoon (Freddie).
Ally: How is life?
The Raccoon: I don't wanna bore you.
Ally: Good. How is making BLACK SKY doing? Do you like it?
The Raccoon: Yeah. I think you're very pretty. Wanna go out some time?
Ally: Are you rich?
The Raccoon: Well, I've got a fair amount of money, like a couple million dollars.
Ally: Okay, we'll go out, and you can show me where you keep your money.
The Raccoon: Great. Wanna know how I got all that money?
Ally: YES!
The Raccoon: Well, I'm a cop, and I act. You should get an acting gig.
Ally: I am so busy these days. I got a lot of things to do already. It pays, but not enough to make me rich like you.
The Raccoon: Listen, I know we've just met, but I feel like I've known you forever. Like in a criminal record.
Ally: Well, you know I've got a lot of those!
The Raccoon: I was just kidding.
Ally: Uh... sure... so was I....
The Raccoon: Okay, so does Saturday work for you?
Ally: Yeah. Are the banks open Saturday?
The Raccoon: Yeah, why?
Ally: Just wonderin'. Out of time, Raccey. Bye!
That's the interview!
